COMEDY: THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTADAY. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT.

I Went 2 D Super Market 2 Pick Sometin 2 Eat And As I Was Walking Down D Isle, I Noticed Dis Woman Staring At Me. I Looked At Her And Kept Walking To D Front Counter 2 Pick Bottled Water And Gala. As I Picked

Dem And Turned To Find D Same Woman Right In Front Of Me! I Tried 2 Show Her Some Love, So I Smiled And Said "Hi" Then I Went On To Get A Can Coke.

Can U Believe The Same Woman Followed Me? I Was Getting A Little Nervous And Mad Cos She Was Following Me Without Saying Anyting. But I Tried To Stay Friendly" I Just Said "Hi" She Finally Responded And Said, "I Am Sorry 4 Staring But U Look Just Like My Youngest Son...We Just Buried Him 2Wks Ago. I Felt Stupid 4 Geting Mad As I Expressed My Sympathy To Her. She Said She Was Fine As She Knows Dat Her Son Is With D Lord. Then She Asked Me To Do Her A Favour. I Said "If I Can".She Said She Was A Bit Sad Dat Her Son Neva Said Goodbye 2 Her B4 Passing On.

She Asked Me To Get In Line Behind Her & As She Left D Store, I Should Say "Goodbye Mum". So Dat She Could Have Some Sense Of Closure. Though Her Request Was Weird, I However Agreed 2 Grant It. So As She Collected Her Bags From D Casher And Walked Away, I Said "Bye Mum". She Turnd And Said "Bye Son". When The Cashier Calculated My Stuff, She Said The Total Was N6750!!!. I Said What!!...Can U Tell Me How A Bottle Of N70 Water, N5O Gala And N100 Can Coke Equals N6750?. She Said "Your Mum Said U Are Paying 4 Her Too"....

My Mum?, I Shouted. Dat Woman Is Not My Mother Ooo!!!". I Quickly Rushed Out Just In Time To See The Woman Approaching The Parking Lot. I Ran After Her And Was Screaming..."Excuse Me, Excuse Me!!!". She Started Running 4 Her Car As She Saw Me Coming. I Caught Up With Her Just B4 She Was Able 2 Close D Door. I Kept On Pulling And Pulling Her Legs!!! Just Like Am Pulling Yours Now!!!

What Will U Do If U Where In D Same Shoe?

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