Friday, July 26, 2013

ANNOUNCEMENT: THE GET TOGETHER SHOW TAGGED BUM SHORT BLAST STILL GOES DOWN TONIGHT

THE SHOW STILL HOLDS TONIGHT
VENUE: TESTIMONY HOTEL
TIME: 9PM
GATE FEE:500

TRANSPORT WILL BE AVAILABLE AT THE SCHOOL JUNCTION AND THE HOSTEL AROUND 8:PM.
PICK YOUR TICKETS FROM;
1. TOSIN GIRL (200L ENG DEPT.)
2.JENNY (200L)
3. FRANK JOHN a.k.a DJ FRANKIZZ
3.MIRACLE
4.ANDY KAY (P DITE)
5. TOYIN (IKOLE)
6. LEKE (IKOLE)
7. MOBOLA (200L ENG DEPT.)
8. BISOLA (HOSTEL)
9. WOLE (HOSTEL)
10. RAYREX (200L)

PLENTY OF FREE BEES FOR GRABS!!!

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

PICTURE: i rep FUOYE



#TEAMFUOYE

COMEDY: HOW TO EAT NOODLES LIKE A 'BADHT' GUY (PLS DON'T TRY THIS)


How many of you can do that??? #teamFUOYE
CAUTION; Please don't try this.

COMEDY: THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTADAY. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT.


I Went 2 D Super Market 2 Pick Sometin 2 Eat And As I Was Walking Down D Isle, I Noticed Dis Woman Staring At Me. I Looked At Her And Kept Walking To D Front Counter 2 Pick Bottled Water And Gala. As I Picked
Dem And Turned To Find D Same Woman Right In Front Of Me! I Tried 2 Show Her Some Love, So I Smiled And Said "Hi" Then I Went On To Get A Can Coke.

Can U Believe The Same Woman Followed Me? I Was Getting A Little Nervous And Mad Cos She Was Following Me Without Saying Anyting. But I Tried To Stay Friendly" I Just Said "Hi" She Finally Responded And Said, "I Am Sorry 4 Staring But U Look Just Like My Youngest Son...We Just Buried Him 2Wks Ago. I Felt Stupid 4 Geting Mad As I Expressed My Sympathy To Her. She Said She Was Fine As She Knows Dat Her Son Is With D Lord. Then She Asked Me To Do Her A Favour. I Said "If I Can".She Said She Was A Bit Sad Dat Her Son Neva Said Goodbye 2 Her B4 Passing On.

She Asked Me To Get In Line Behind Her & As She Left D Store, I Should Say "Goodbye Mum". So Dat She Could Have Some Sense Of Closure. Though Her Request Was Weird, I However Agreed 2 Grant It. So As She Collected Her Bags From D Casher And Walked Away, I Said "Bye Mum". She Turnd And Said "Bye Son". When The Cashier Calculated My Stuff, She Said The Total Was N6750!!!. I Said What!!...Can U Tell Me How A Bottle Of N70 Water, N5O Gala And N100 Can Coke Equals N6750?. She Said "Your Mum Said U Are Paying 4 Her Too"....

My Mum?, I Shouted. Dat Woman Is Not My Mother Ooo!!!". I Quickly Rushed Out Just In Time To See The Woman Approaching The Parking Lot. I Ran After Her And Was Screaming..."Excuse Me, Excuse Me!!!". She Started Running 4 Her Car As She Saw Me Coming. I Caught Up With Her Just B4 She Was Able 2 Close D Door. I Kept On Pulling And Pulling Her Legs!!! Just Like Am Pulling Yours Now!!!

What Will U Do If U Where In D Same Shoe?


Expecting series of Answers

EXCLUSIVE: FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OYE EKITI IN CONJUCTION WITH INSTINCTS AFRICA PROUDLY PRESENTS (BUM SHORT BLAST PARTY!)



GATE FEE: N500
TIME: 8PM
DATE: JULY 26TH 2013
VENUE: TESTIMONY HOTEL, ILUPEJU EKITI STATE.
For more info contact BASH @ 07032220774.
#ANTICIPATE.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

2013/2014 POST-UTME SCREENING EXERCISE WEDNESDAY, 31ST JULY – FRIDAY, 9TH AUGUST, 2013.

1.0 POST-UTME TESTS
The Federal University Oye-Ekiti has scheduled its 2013/2014 Post-UTME Screening tests to hold from Wednesday 31st July to Friday, 9th August, 2013.

 

2.0 VENUE
Federal University Oye-Ekiti, Ekiti State
Ikechwuku Iheanacho ICT Centre.

3.0 ELIGIBILITY
i) Candidates who obtained the UTME cut-off scores of 180 and above who chose Federal University Oye-Ekiti as their 1st or 2nd choice.
ii) Candidates who did not choose the Federal University Oye-Ekiti as their 1st or 2nd choice but obtained a minimum score of 180 in UTME can also apply.

4.0 REGISTRATION FEE
Each candidates will be required to pay Two Thousand Naira (N2,000.00) only, excluding bank charges  as Registration fee.

5.0 REGISTRATION PROCEDURE

i) Visit any bank and pay through e-Transact platform
ii) You will receive a print out with receipt number and confirmation order number.
iii) Visit Federal University Oye-Ekiti website www.fuoye.edu.ng and click on post-UTME link from the homepage
iv) Go to payment portal section and insert the details received from the bank and this will enable you access to the Application Form.


Submit Application Online
Candidates are advised to download their POST-UTME Application Forms after submission and bring them to the venue of screening on the day of their examination.

6.0 IMPORTANT NOTICE
i) Please use exactly the same names (and in the same
order) as used on your JAMB Registration Form;
ii) Submit a valid e-mail address and a valid personal cell phone number in your Registration Form. No two candidates are allowed to use same cell phone number.
iii) Registered Candidates are requested to visit our website: www.fuoye.edu.ng  on Monday 29th July 2013 for their scheduled date of examination.
iv) Examination commences on Wednesday 31st July 2013.




7.0    REQUIREMENTS FOR ADMITTANCE INTO SCREENING VENUE
i) UTME result slip
ii) Photocopies of SSCE, GCE, NECO or NABTEB results
iii) Downloaded Application Form.
iv) Writing materials – HP Pencils and Erasers


8.0    CAUTION
The following items are not allowed into the screening halls
i) Mathematical Tables
ii) Biros and Pens
iii) Cell Phones
iv) Calculators
Candidates who arrived at the venue of screening after 30 minutes of the commencement of the test will not be allowed to take the test.  Candidates who make false declaration of UTME score and Ordinary Level Grades (SSCE, GCE, NECO or NABTEB) as well as State of Origin shall not be considered for admission.


9.0    AVAILABLE COURSES FOR 2013/2014 SESSION
1.    Faculty of Humanities & Social Sciences
i) B.Sc Demography and Social Statistics
ii) B.Sc Economics and Development Studies
iii) B.A. English and Literary Studies
iv) B.Sc Sociology
v) B.A. Theatre Arts
vi) B.Sc Psychology


2.    Faculty of Science
i) B.Sc Biotechnology
ii) B.Sc Computer Science
iii) B.Sc Geophysics
iv) B.Sc Mathematics
v) B.Sc Microbiology
vi) B.Sc Industrial Chemistry
vii) B.Sc Physics


3.    Faculty of Agriculture
i) B. Agric Agricultural Economics and Extension
ii) B. Agric  Soil Science
iii) B. Agric Animal Production & Health
iv) B. Agric Crop Production and Horticulture
v) B. Food Science and Technology
vi) B. Water Resources Management and Agro-Meteorology
vii) B. Fisheries and Aquaculture


4.    Faculty of Engineering
i) B. Engr. Agricultural  Engineering  
ii) B. Engr. Civil Engineering
iii) B. Engr. Computer Engineering
iv) B. Engr. Electrical and Electronics Engineering
v) B. Engr. Materials and Metallurgical Engineering
vi) B. Engr. Mechanical & Mechatronics Engineering




9.1    CLOSING DATE FOR REGISTRATION
    Registration for POST-UTME closes Saturday 27th July, 2013.




Applicants that do not strictly adhere to the instructions above will be disqualified

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, VISIT OUR WEBSITE: www.fuoye.edu.ng
Only enquiries not clarified by the above instructions should be addressed to: registrar@fuoye.edu.ng